GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A